| Ozzie Rover I am the Ozzie rover I've roamed this wide world over I've been to Perth I've crossed this earth From Melbourne up to Dover Believe me, mate I've been there-- From Melbourne up to Dover I went to Indonesia And there I caught amnesia They cut it out And a pint of stout Was my only anesthesia The doctor prescribed me My favorite anesthesia When I was in Siberia The lager was inferior The snot it froze Inside me nose When I ventured in the interior Bit nippy--bit chilly When I ventured in the interior When I was in Hungaria There was no food in the area The only meat I had to eat Was the rump of wire-haired terrier What's under the gravy? The rump of a wire-haired terrier I went on a safari Nairobi to Harare A lion ate Me very best mate It made me very sorry The bloke owed me money You bet that I was sorry [Repeat first verse] Back to top |
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